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Thursday, September 1, 2011

The ATF Are Idiots

Jesus christ, don't federal agents know their urban slang? They should they fucking deal with criminals all damn day.

From the Smoking Gun:
AUGUST 31--Federal agents consulted with the online Urban Dictionary to learn the definition of a slang word before securing an arrest warrant for an Indiana man who has been accused of using Facebook to send a death threat to the manager of a gun shop.

Ready to murk
According to a U.S. District Court complaint, Justin Kemble allegedly posted the threat Monday evening to the Facebook page of Midwest Gun Exchange in Mishawaka. “that 1 fag in there got my pistol confiscated, I got plenty of other guns but I want to murk that cocksucker,” Kemble wrote.

Really ATF? You had to urban dictionary "murk" to figure out that message was a death threat? What else could murk possibly mean in the context of that message?

And second. Can you really get arrested for saying you want to "murk" someone on Facebook? I mean don't people put up shit like "UGHHHH I WANT TO KILL MY BOSS TODAY >:-]" all the time? How the fuck does the government keep up when they don't even know what murk means?

I just find it funny when the agents arresting people are bigger idiots than the guy who brought an illegal gun into a gun shop.

And since we are talking urban dictionary, try this on your girlfriend tonight.

1. minivan  

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

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