Buy Me Tiger Blood

I'm a poor writer, so I have no money. But all of you should buy me this new Tiger Blood Energy Potion. Each 3.4 ounce shot has 80mg of caffeine. I don't know if that's a lot. I have two cups of coffee and I'm bouncing off the walls and ready to shit myself. But I know I want it. It's only fucking $3.99 you cheap bastards.

Ask and you shall receive people. It even comes in an IV bag so I can just hook it up and directly inject it into my veins. Bi-Winning serum straight to the bloodstream? Yes please.