I love it, the best part about defense in lacrosse is the fucking massive stick you get to clock people with. Try to tie me up attack guy? Eat it.
Lacrosse Cheap Shot To Head
This is what you get for that pussy swipe you took at the defender after the whistle. Now that's what I call a slash.
Sports, Music, Pop Culture, Philosophy and whatever else I can think of to write about
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
420 Stuff
Alright so today is 420 as I'm sure all of you potheads know. I've put together a list of shit for your stoned ass to enjoy on this most hallowed of days.
420 Humpday Hotty: Mary-Louise Parker
Guyism: The Stoner Bucket List
Some of the shit is stupid and out of reach of us poor people, but most of the stuff is alright.
Here's some uppity bullshit from people who don't want you to smoke on 420. I know I don't get it either.
What, you wanted more from me? Go smoke outside and hump a tree or something, fucking hippies.
420 Humpday Hotty: Mary-Louise Parker
Guyism: The Stoner Bucket List
Some of the shit is stupid and out of reach of us poor people, but most of the stuff is alright.
Here's some uppity bullshit from people who don't want you to smoke on 420. I know I don't get it either.
What, you wanted more from me? Go smoke outside and hump a tree or something, fucking hippies.
420 Humpday Hotty: Mary-Louise Parker
Happy 420 everyone. The star of the Weeds on Showtime is smoking hot. I can't believe I overlooked her. I mean she is a little bit old. She is 46. But slamming nonetheless. Oh and I found naked titties so don't look at this shit at work, if you're a pussy.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Loser of the Week Already
Alright Alright I know it's only Tuesday but tell me this chick isn't the loser of the week. You can't, she sucks, game over.
BOOM Shakalaka.
BOOM Shakalaka.
New VW Beetle
Alright so Volkswagen is redoing the whole Beetle concept and the new 2012 looks pretty dope. The only downside to the fresh interior and Fender speakers is, you are driving a Beetle.
From Freshness Mag:
Abiding its moniker as “The People’s Car”, Volkswagen made a simulcast introduction in Shanghai, Berlin, and New York on the newest Volkswagen Beetle. What is to be the 3rd generation within the Beetle franchise, its new silhouette no longer prescribed to the round, cutesy design, or so-called “3 semi-circles” of the past.
Now, with edge and aggressive stance, the 2012 Beetle is 3.3 inches wider, a bit lower, and 6 inches more in length. For the first time, Bi-Xenon headlights will be available as well as LED daytime running lights. An updated appearance on its interior as well, the new design sports a functional yet fun interior that inclueds a large panoramic glass roof that tilts or slides. Blast away your stress with a 400 watts sound system, courtesy of Fender Premium Audio System and Panasonic.
Deemed to be the most powerful and cleanest Beetle ever, VW will offer 3 trims with different drivetrain specs. A basic 2.5-liter 5-cylinder engine with an output of 170hp and 177lbs-ft of torque. Those who are performance driven may opt for the 2.0-liter TSI engine with its 200hp and 207lbs-ft of torque. Finally, fuel economy comes in the form of 2.0-liter Clean Diesel engine, a 140hp engine capable of 40 MPG Highway, 29 MPG City, and 33 MPG combined.
The new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle is set to launch this September/October across North America follow by Europe and finally, Asia in February 2012.
So look, I'll preface this by saying I drive a motherfucking mini-van. But the Beetle is a woman's car. Tricking out the interior is sick and everything, but everyone still just sees you driving by trying to be fly in a Beetle. Sorry VW, making the Beetle cool isn't possible, even if the inside looks like I'm in a Lexus.
From Freshness Mag:
Abiding its moniker as “The People’s Car”, Volkswagen made a simulcast introduction in Shanghai, Berlin, and New York on the newest Volkswagen Beetle. What is to be the 3rd generation within the Beetle franchise, its new silhouette no longer prescribed to the round, cutesy design, or so-called “3 semi-circles” of the past.
Now, with edge and aggressive stance, the 2012 Beetle is 3.3 inches wider, a bit lower, and 6 inches more in length. For the first time, Bi-Xenon headlights will be available as well as LED daytime running lights. An updated appearance on its interior as well, the new design sports a functional yet fun interior that inclueds a large panoramic glass roof that tilts or slides. Blast away your stress with a 400 watts sound system, courtesy of Fender Premium Audio System and Panasonic.
Deemed to be the most powerful and cleanest Beetle ever, VW will offer 3 trims with different drivetrain specs. A basic 2.5-liter 5-cylinder engine with an output of 170hp and 177lbs-ft of torque. Those who are performance driven may opt for the 2.0-liter TSI engine with its 200hp and 207lbs-ft of torque. Finally, fuel economy comes in the form of 2.0-liter Clean Diesel engine, a 140hp engine capable of 40 MPG Highway, 29 MPG City, and 33 MPG combined.
The new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle is set to launch this September/October across North America follow by Europe and finally, Asia in February 2012.
So look, I'll preface this by saying I drive a motherfucking mini-van. But the Beetle is a woman's car. Tricking out the interior is sick and everything, but everyone still just sees you driving by trying to be fly in a Beetle. Sorry VW, making the Beetle cool isn't possible, even if the inside looks like I'm in a Lexus.
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