Apple Are Assholes

So now Apple is Suing Samsung for allegedly copying the iPod and iPad. Samsung recently released the tablet Galaxy, whcih looks just like an iPad but smaller.

From Huffington Post:

Apple's pulling out the big guns against Samsung.
The Wall Street Journal reports that Apple has filed suit against Samsung for patent and trademark infringement. 

Apple alleges that Samsung has purposely modeled several of its Android products after Apple's hit iPad and iPhone devices. 

Among the offenders are Samsung's Galaxy line of tablets and smartphones. Apple claims that the design, hardware, and interface features of Samsung's gadgets too closely resemble those of iDevices.
"It's no coincidence that Samsung's latest products look a lot like the iPhone and iPad, from the shape of the hardware to the user interface and even the packaging," an Apple rep told All Things D. "This kind of blatant copying is wrong, and we need to protect Apple's intellectual property when companies steal our ideas."

I can't wait for a judge to tell Apple that every company that comes out with a touchscreen phone or tablet it isn't copying them. Like okay, the iPhone has a distinct look, but it really is just a touch-screen phone. And the iPad is innovative, but I mean the Samsung thing is way smaller. So what the fuck Steve Jobs? Owning the world isn't enough?

Looks different to me

This is why I hate Apple. They are dominating the electronic sector right now in almost every way. But they still feel the need to try to stop people from making tablet pc's and smart phones. Douchebags.

Driving while Masturbating

Would you believe reading the blog title that this was a chick? Didn't think so. I mean I wouldn't put it past a dude to be pulled over with solid wood and a porno blaring on the laptop, but I thought women were better than this. Guess not.

From the Smoking Gun:

APRIL 18--The Cincinnati motorist who was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy while watching a pornographic video when cops pulled her over last year has pleaded guilty to a drug charge stemming from the bizarre traffic stop, according to court records.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, copped last Thursday to possession of drug paraphernalia in connection with the bizarre August incident. A Municipal Court judge sentenced Hamilton to 10 days in jail, fined her $200, and suspended her driver’s license for six months.

Hamilton was hit with the drug paraphernalia charge after Elmwood Place Police Department officers found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse. Cops had stopped Hamilton because they believed that the windows of her 2008 Pontiac were overly tinted. As part of a plea deal, prosecutors dismissed the tinted window violation and several other minor charges.

According to a police report, when officers approached Hamilton’s vehicle they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and a sex toy was in her lap. Hamilton, cops reported, “advised that she had been using it [the vibrator] while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.” Investigators did not further identify the video, though they have said it was of the X-rated variety.



Jesus, there was a passenger?! The fuck? Yeah sure I'll hold the computer so you can get your vibe on while driving and being a crackhead. That seems safe. But wait, how can you redeem yourself from a weirdo traffic stop like this? Get arrested again.


The multitasking Hamilton’s problems, though, did not end with her April 14 misdemeanor plea. She was arrested yesterday on theft charges for allegedly swiping merchandise (cleaning items, an air mattress, and a Blu-Ray player) from a Fairfax, Ohio Walmart on three separate occasions this month.
Hamilton is pictured above in a Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office mug shot taken early Sunday morning.

When she was arrested for stealing from Walmart was she fingering her snatch too? I tell you this woman is a certified freak. Not much to look at and crackhead to boot. But I want a reaction shot of the cop when he walked up to her window and noticed she'd been petting her kitty to porn while driving. It'd be pure internet gold.

Don't Kill Yourselves Yet Bruins Fans

So the first two games of the Bruins series were awful. Hard to watch all the way through really. They just looked flat and like they didn't give a fuck. Well last night they had Chara back and finally took it to Montreal. The 4-2 win was key to save the series. It's a good thing too, because the only time I watch hockey is the playoffs basically, and so far of the three games I've watched this year two of them were fucking ugly. Hopefully they can keep the momentum going. Box score here.

Next game Thursday night at 7. Be there and hope to god the B's show up.

Is This What It's Come To?

All these internet videos just pushing the limits of human stupidity are causing an overload. This video is the epitome of internet stupidity. There is absolutely nothing funny or clever about this. It isn't dumb like a double backflip on a motorcycle. It is dangerous like Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.





If I was another driver and saw this, no doubt I would just sideswipe or ram the car. No way you get convicted of anything and a moron like this just needs to be removed from the gene pool.

Guyism's Hottest Sitcom MILF's

So Guyism dropped a list of the top ten hottest MILF's on TV, ever. And while some of the picks are stupid (Marge Simpson over Lois Griffin? Get the fuck outta here), a couple are noteworthy.

Coming in at #7 we have Nancy Botwin from Weeds. This is like a slap in the face to Nancy, she got beat out by some chick from Bewitched? Really? I think she is a shoe-in for top 5.

She has bud too? Sold.

#3 and #2 are Sheila Keefe and Janet Gavin from Rescue Me. Great show, hotty MILF's all over the place. Tommy has put his dick in every hot mommy on the East Side, but these two are definitely tops. I would bitch about them not getting the top spot but I mean I can't argue with...

#3

#2

#1, Becky from Full House. Bam. Genius pick Guyism. Just throwing out a 90's fastball. The only reason it even made sense that Full House had such a hot woman on it was she was married to John Stamos.

Hottest TV MILF

Props to Guyism, sure they fucked around and put some weird people up in there, but where it matters they came through. Top three just bringing the fucking heat. Bam!