Dont Fuck With My Shows

Deadspin, I used to like you. Until they rip on How I Met Your Mother for telling a shitty Lebron Cleveland type joke. I mean look, everyone feels bad for Cleveland regardless of Lebron fucking them in the ass like Sasha Gray.

Cleveland is the Sasha Gray of cities

To defend one of my favorite shows which in my opinion floats in a sea of shitty television programming in this day and age. Here are some real reasons to feel bad for Cleveland, though Lebron is one of them. Any by the way, the joke is told in a way that makes the "Lebron" call seem to come from the bottom of Ted's barrel on excuses for his shit friend. That's part of the humor you fucks.

Drew Carey. Okay so he's not from Cleveland exactly, but he is from a suburb, which is close enough. Drew Carey has had the most mediocre career based on no talent in the history of comedians. He is not funny, watch one episode of The Drew Carey Show or one episode of Whose Line is it Anyway? and you'll see he sucks. I mean in Whose Line Drew Carey mostly ruins the jokes. He thinks he can just chime in off a Wayne Brady classic, and every time I was ask...

And you thought Lebron shamed Cleveland

The Browns. Okay well right now the Browns are actually decent. They even beat my Pats, respect Colt McCoy, he is playing pretty damn well all things considered. But come on man, the Browns suck something awful. They are in a tough division granted, but the records speak for themselves.

savior of Cleveland?

Since the 1999 season when the Browns returned to the league. Here's what has gone down.
1999 Browns go 2-14, welcome back brownies
2000 Browns go 3-13, still miserable as ever, almost last in every category in the NFL.
2001 7-9 Damn Browns, almost .500, Tim Couch looking like a godsend?
2002 9-7 Tim Couch gets the key to the city. Drew Carey is not looking so embarrassing.
2003 5-11 Christ, Kelly Holcomb gets more reps than Couch, failure ensues.
2004 4-12 Jeff Garcia can't do shit.
2005 6-10 Bringing in Trent Dilfur helps about as much as giving Helen Keller glasses.
2006 4-12 Misery continues.
2007 10-6 A great year for Cleveland, Derek Anderson has the year of his career, makes a Pro-Bowl and the Browns don't completely blow.
2008 4-12 And we're back to being the Browns.
2009 5-11 Brady Quin, eh.
2010 3-6 So far, they play every game tough, but come on, it's still Cleveland.


So the bottom line is Cleveland has a few other reasons to be pitied than just boo hoo wheres Lebron, I mean you couldn't even get a ring with him so who the fuck cares. And How I Met Your Mother is a funny-ass show with a few hiccups when they try to hard, hey deadspin, you aren't always knee-slapping good either, but I still read you.