Man Issues: The Old Fashioned

Okay so I was watching the latest South Park Episode, Creme Fraiche, which you can watch here. One of the running jokes is how these exercise things are just for practicing the good "old fashioned" or a handjob for you morons.

teaching our women to beat it like pro's?

Now as usual South Park's writers are genius. One of the age old discussions of Manliness is, can the female gender ever do handjobs better than men? I mean we're the experts of course, since about 13 years old the man has one purpose in life, beat his dick like it owes him money. But it this Shake Weight thing the difference maker?

Okay first off, Shake Weight exactly replicates jerking a dude off. It doesn't actually involve a cumshot at the end as South Park dictates, but the feeling is there anyway. So here is my question, is Shake Weight able to make a girl tug as well as or better than a man? I mean they do have one for men as well. Creepy. How is that not supposed to feel gay?

christ

I'm going to go out on a limb and say if you can coerce your girlfriend into using this product once a day for at least 15 minutes, she should then be ready to give a solid old fashioned. The jerk has it's place, and when a women can give a solid one, it is pretty legit, especially when you're feeling lazy as shit and just don't wanna do it. So ultimately we all make fun of how ridiculous the Shake Weight is, but, who are we all kidding? If it gets your girl to give a solid handy, how bad can it be? I'll toss one in my special someone's stocking and see what happens. Man up guys, get your woman the gift that keeps on giving.