Snoop is a Pimp

So apparently Prince Harry of England is hoping to book Snoop Dogg for his brothers soon-to-be 2011 engagement party. The party will be announcing Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton. Sidenote, she is fucking slammin'. She isn't a slut though so this is the best I could do, I know I know what kind of porn peddler am I. Whatever.

 

So the point of the story is how ridiculous Snoop's rider is for 2010. For those who don't know, a rider is the list of demands in an artist's contract which must be met for them to perform. Three pages of Snoop's are here. Hit the next button for the other two pages of interest. Some of this shit is so funny. 50" TV, nice, Xbox 360, nice. But if you notice, he asks for 6 packs of regular Swisher Sweets, and then again the rider mentions 10 packs of regular Swishers, hilarious. The only thing worth mentioning twice. Swishers. What a pimp. 

Snoop likey Swishers

Look I love Snoop, but that last part of the last page on smoking gun is ridiculous. Traveling is stressful and the dressing room should have a laid-back atmosphere yadda yadda. I'm pretty sure you asked for 80 Swisher Sweets, relaxation should be a given. I mean Snoop is Snoop, but who would cave into this type of shit for like Justin Beiber? Not me. He'd get paid in quarters too. Douche.

But I'm sure if anyone can meet these demands, the motherfuckin' royal family can. I mean if I was Snoop I'd want to be knighted before I went on stage, and get some sort of crown or like shiny sword or a pimp cape or somethin' you know? He doesn't ask for much.