Salute to Three Real OG's

Okay so everyone in the ritzy, snobby, coke-sniffing world of the Ivy League is freaking out about three Princeton Alum's who apparently engaged in a sex competition. One of the Alums is a State Department employee, which may be the cause for this whole hubub, and if it's not, then what the fuck is the big deal? Members of the Princeton class of '05 Robert Huber, Adam Wible and Ian McHenry, you are all pimps, who held a contested of pimpness, and I salute you. Even if every female in the world thinks you are misogynistic pricks.

The long and short is the men tried to see who could pull the most pussy. Is that offensive? I don't think so, it takes two to tango, people.

There are numerous emails going back and forth between the men talking about their various sexual conquests. Here is a small sample:
"On Nov 18, 2010, at 17:12, Robert Huber wrote:
gratitude for setting me up with [xxxx]? nah, it was my choice anyway. have to do something to keep my numbers up! besides, new ass is always entertaining, at least the first time. and she does have a pretty good body." From Huffington Post

They continue on to judge basically each and every woman they sleep with during this competition. Typical guy stuff ladies, trust me.You judge us too, don't lie. Like you haven't heard a girlfriend bitch about hooking up with a chode or something and gotten a solid laugh. Fucking feminist hypocrites.

Here is my issue. IvyGate, an Ivy League focused blog, describe this contest this way:
"Most recently, a trio of ’05 Princeton men has perfected the art of offending not only women, but essentially everyone else on the planet." Full article here with emails.

Offending everyone else on the planet? Fuck you guys, I'm not offended. Like girls don't judge men like that as well. And look women, this story shouldn't offend you if you aren't one of the women who got plowed on the way to these three men attaining seats in the Pimp Hall of Fame. You keep your fucking slut legs closed, then who cares about the heroin junkie street-trash these guys fuck? Oh boo hoo one email describes a girl as "Tiny body. Huge…dental issues." You judge us too, don't fucking playing that holier-than-thou shit. The only people offended by this are women who don't get laid. You know who you are. You throw your poon around like a fucking Frisbee but no self-respecting man, much less a dude with a yacht, would EVER bone you. Go cry to yourself and stuff chocolate into your hole and cry while watching reruns of Dawson's Creek.

I salute you three men. Adam and Ian are yachting enthusiasts with their own blog, Let's Go Yachting! Robert Huber is a Foreign Service Officer at the U.S. Embassy in London. And all three are pimps.

The Archbishop approves

Look, I don't know how these emails got out. But this does allow us to learn an important lesson. When you are doing something that some feminist-nazi never-get-laid-ever women like Constance Boozer, who wrote the article for IvyGate, may find offensive, keep that shit locked up gentleman. Because once you piss off the women of the world who are just waiting for men to fuck up so they can say "Ha! I told you men suck and am now justified in not letting one near my beaver since freshman year when I roofied myself for attention," there is no going back. They prey on pimps. The bottom line is, call them sexist, call them pigs, but YOU ladies are the ones spreading 'em by the dozen for these yachting Ivy League caliber douchbags. You make me sick, sluts.