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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Gold Digging Whores!

So the NY Times has an article today on relationship deal-breakers, for both genders. Now it may seem a little weak, because the source of their info in eHarmony, and online dating site. But the sample is huge. eHarmony asks perspective users a series of questions, including what their partner "must" have and what they "cannot" have as traits. They have finally analyzed the answers of 720,000 people.

Of course there were similarities:
Both genders need
  1. Sense of humor
  2. someone who is nice and affectionate
  3. Chemistry, always important, but hard to define
  4. Good communication
  5. Loyalty...somehow I think this is higher on the list, but fuck it
Now, the differences

Men say they need a woman who is patient, wishful thinking guys
And passion was the 7th highest overall quality men want, for women it doesn't even crack the top ten

But women value:
Financial Stability (gold digging sluts)
A Commitment to Family Life (fucking motherly urges)

As far as things in the "no thank you" category, women and men are mostly on the same wavelength
Both hate lying, cheating, rudeness, and drug use (bitch I gets high). These are in the top 4 for both genders, not the same order but who the fuck cares.

The rest:

Men:
#4 Poor Hygiene
#5 Mean-spirited behavior
#6 Infidelity
#7 Passion
#8 Anger control
#9 Excessive overweight
#10 Laziness

Women:
#4 Infidelity
#5 Anger Control
#6 Financial Stability
#7 Poor Hygiene
#8 Mean-Spirited behavior
#9 Laziness
#10 Racism

Full article here.


See, the woman list I just see as a huge trap. Men don't value anger control as much, but women value money (6). Which means that when you start a relationship with a gold-digging whore and she starts bitching you out about how broke you are, you're going to punch the bitch and go cheat on her. Or, the pressure of earning the money-grubbing whore another Gucci bag becomes so much that you either kill her, or go on a fuck-spree Charlie Sheen style. Ladies, it's simple. See our 4+5? Just be clean and nice, men are simple creatures. Women on the other hand are all concerned with these deep-seeded things that dudes can't control. Unfair.

Also, why the fuck are certain things missing? There are things that didn't make the list that trump a lot of this shit. For instance, being hung like a donkey means you can whatever you want basically to any woman. Same thing with T & A for chicks. I'm not even that shallow, but like a nice rack or awesome can doesn't trump a girl being a bitch? Come on dudes, don't lie to yourselves. You know you let her walk all over you just because of those titties.

So I don't know how I feel about this list. It just shows that men are more realistic. Sorry girls, but facts are facts, and eHarmony knows all.

1 comment:

  1. how about a poll of people who don't need the goddamn internet to get laid, errrr, i mean dates. fucking scumbags, climb out of your fucking hole, get out and meet people. i could give a fuck about your 'at least my mom loves me' opinions.

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