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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Pirates: Awesome Then, Stupid Now
So today the only surviving Somali pirate that captured the Maersk Alabama cargo ship in 2009 has been senteced to 33 years and 9 months locked the fuck up. Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse, was the only survivor because once him and three other men took the ship and its captain hostage, we just sent in the motherfuckin' Navy SEAL squad to ice the pirates. Full story here.
This is one of the reasons why fucking Pirates of the Caribbean is horrible. These dudes in Somalia are all like oh Captain Jack Sparrow, we want to be like you. Well guess what bro's, life isn't that easy as a pirate. This isn't the Colonial era where your boat can outrun the government and you just get drunk, fuck bitches and fight navy's. These days it's more like you try to take a cargo ship filled with 10,000 of dog food and then the U.S. just helicopters in some Sam Fisher type dudes and suddenly your boys are dead and you're headed to jail for 33 years. Sweet pirate life bro.
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33 years bro. how long do you really think that dudes gonna last in SOMALIA? 33 yrs inside will double if not triple his life span. pirates 1, brohan 0
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