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Want to sunbath covered in oil and sip a couple High Life's while you are high as a fucking kite? Yeah, I understand. So does this guy.

From the Smoking Gun:
MAY 26--Responding to a call about a naked guy sunbathing, cops in Mishawaka, Indiana arrived at a local park Tuesday afternoon to discover a smiling Michael Donte Booth in the altogether. His nudity “was deliberate and not a wardrobe malfunction,” police concluded, according to an arrest report.

A survey of the crime scene determined that Booth’s shorts and underwear were several feet away from the blanket upon which he was laying on his back “with his entire genitals showing.” Nearby, officers found the book “Gay Power,” a “Kroger bottle of extra virgin olive oil,” two cans of Miller beer, and Marlboro cigarettes.

“Sweating all over his body,” Booth, 26, appeared to have drizzled himself with the olive oil. While his clothes smelled of marijuana, no contraband was recovered by cops, who noted that the suspect was “acting very unusual.”

That is fucking weird as hell. He must have eaten pot brownies at Paula Abdul's house.

Paula want weed!

From the NY Post:
Former "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi claims she hit a few "high" notes at Paula Abdul's house, thanks to some brownies that -- unbeknownst to her -- were laced with pot. 

"I was like, 'What's going on?' " she recalled on "Lopez Tonight," saying she had to be hospitalized.
"I fell out of bed . . . and the ambulance comes, and this guy is like, 'This bitch is high as a kite!' "

I don't know what's funnier. Naked high guy drizzled with oil, or Kara DioGuardi having to go to the hospital because Paula Abdul drugged her with pot brownies.

You'd roofie that

 

These are the high people who give weed a bad name. Now fucking conservative shmucks in Indiana think all New Yorkers just get high at Paula Abdul's and cover themselves in oil to chill out in the sun.