Boo Hoo Sean Parker

Alright so in an interview with the New York Post, Facebook  founder and billionaire Sean Parker bitched about how he is portrayed as a crazy party boy in The Social Network and in his real life.

From the New York Post:
Fighting to shake off his party-boy image since the success of "The Social Network," Facebook billionaire Sean Parker insists rumors of his past drug use mean he's been "stigmatized by a victimless crime." 

The charismatic Facebook founding president, worth about $1.6 billion, is depicted in the hit movie as a hard-partying nerd by Justin Timberlake, whose character parties with others using cocaine.
Parker's parties at his $20 million Greenwich Village townhouse named, after Bacchus, the Roman god of intoxication, and a 2005 drug-related arrest (which didn't result in charges) seem to reinforce that image. 

Sean Parker

PICTURE FROM REUTERS

 

He told us, "There's a certain pressure from the press and even from the people I meet to live up to that reputation that's been created by the film."
Parker hosted a celeb-packed after-party at the Coachella festival in April that lasted until after 4 a.m. "Even if I set out to throw a really small party, there's expectations about what it's going to be like. People assume it's going to be a wild, crazy thing," he said.

Sean Parker is a billionaire with the emotional strength of a 15-year-old. Oh boo hoo in my movie they make it look like I party all the time. Dude, you are a twenty-something fucking billionaire. If you do a couple lines of blow and party all night, no one cares. You are also stereotyped as a fucking filthy rich billionaire genius. So shut the fuck up. It's like this guy still hasn't achieved enough to overcome his nerd insecurity.

Here's an idea Sean, stop selling my information on Facebook, and pay Justin Timberlake to play "Cry Me a River" at your birthday. Fucking cry baby piece of shit. You have a billion dollars, I just spent my last five spot on gas. Go fuck yourself.

I also love how he doesn't complain about the fact that The Social Network also made it look like he was riding Mark Zuckerberg's coat-tails. Just do your coke and be happy you aren't in jail for the whole Napster thing douche.