What if William Shakespeare didn't write all the shit we think he did? That is the question proposed by Anonymous, a new movie exploring the possibility that good old Billy Shakespeare was a fraud. MY question is, who cares? To the victor goes the spoils, and as far as I'm concerned Shakespeare is one of the greatest playwrights ever, or one of the best thieves ever. What's the difference anyway?
What if Einstein kept an idiot savant in his basement who discovered the theory of relativity and good old Einy took the credit? Movies like this suck. You're not getting my 10 bucks. Nice try.