Crazy Bitch in Training

From the Smoking Gun:
NOVEMBER 11--A 10-year-old Florida girl is facing a felony charge for allegedly attacking her elementary school teacher and threatening the educator’s life. The assault, police report, was triggered when the teacher seized a bag of Halloween candy that the girl brought to class.

Fifth-grader Miesha Bryant was arrested last Tuesday after an Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputy was summoned to the girl’s classroom at Zellwood Elementary School. The child is pictured in the below mug shot.

According to a sheriff’s report, teacher Kelly Sanchez told investigators that she was holding the candy until the end of the day. At one point, Sanchez said, the girl “went behind her desk and took the bag of candy without her permission.” The child then began throwing pieces of candy at classmates, added Sanchez.

After Sanchez again confiscated the bag of candy, the girl “started throwing items” from the teacher’s desk. While Sanchez waited for a school resource officer to arrive, a deputy reported, Miesha struck the teacher in the stomach and side and “also stated that she would kill Ms. Sanchez and her family.”



 And you thought you were a cracked-out idiot when you were young. I mean what the fuck, let the girl have her goddamn candy you dumb whore. Clearly she's willing to beat the shit out of you for it, just let her keep it.

This is why I could never be a teacher, because I have certain lines that if a student crossed it they would be getting worn the fuck out. I mean even this little 10-year-old, if she starts hitting me I would wrench her jaw open and stuff candy into her mouth until she stopped kicking me and shut the fuck up.

And can we talk about how fucking hood her mugshot is? She looks like she just held a gun to someone's head and pulled the trigger until it clicked, then sat down to munch a Snickers. Just cold-blooded.