Burping in Class Gets Kid Fucked

From Newser:

A New Mexico middle schooler was handcuffed and sent to a juvenile detention center over an in-class belch, a lawsuit alleges. After the 13-year-old “burped audibly” in gym class, his teacher called school officials; now the principal, teacher, and a school cop are facing the suit, the AP reports.

In a separate incident, the boy was forced to strip to his underwear in front of five adults after he was accused of selling drugs, the lawsuit says. 

The boy is one of more than 200 kids in the district arrested for nonviolent misdemeanors over the past three years, says the lawyer who brought the suit. She has also filed a suit by the parents of an autistic 7-year-old who was allegedly handcuffed to a chair after getting upset in class. 

Another girl was arrested last year because she "didn't want to sit by the stinky boy in class," attorney Shannon Kennedy says; that suit resulted in a settlement with the district. It’s the schools, not police, that are the real problem, she says. "It lands in the lap of the principal."

What the fuck kind of nazi middle school is this? Burping in class gets your cuffed? Not wanting to sit next to that smelly asshole in the back corner who doesn't shower? Bullshit. This is middle school, burping, farting, ragging on smelly kids; it's all fair game.

This sounds like the type of principal with snitches and shit. Straight-up seventh grade hell. If you burp in the lunchroom they slap a star on your jacket and send your ass to the gulag. Life's rough in middle school sometimes.

Don't Burp in New Mexico

I want to see what their high school is like. Getting strip searched for being a drug dealer in middle school? They must do cavity searches for weed in that high school. Straight up nazi school district.

I feel for you kids in that school district in the middle of bumfuck New Mexico. I really do. Being a kid is all about farting, burping, dealing weed and that shit. And you don't get to experience that.