Some hockey fans toss fish onto the ice. Some hockey fans toss hats. And some hockey fans toss marital aids.
As AG just told you, Lars Eller of the Montreal Canadiens racked up four goals in his team's 7-3 home victory over the Winnipeg Jets last night. When he scored his third goal, fans threw several hats onto the ice as well as one dildo. Apparently someone is not familiar that it's called a "hat trick," and not a "rubber cock trick."
Now did someone bring a dildo to the hockey game for the purpose of winging it onto the ice or did someone attend the game and didn't have a hat, but just so happened to have a plastic phallus, and chucked it in lieu of a hat? Well I'm glad to see the dildo was lubed up and didn't get stuck in the crease.
DamnHabs fans are fucking grimey. Score a hat-trick, win a dildo? Sounds like motivation for your guys to stop scoring.
And Canadian security at the arena must be whack. Can you imagine going through security at the Garden rocking a dildo in your pocket or some shit? Or do you tell your woman to bury that shit in her 15lb purse? That would be a true hockey fan wife if she went along with it. Either way, it's hilarious. You know that maintenance dude pocketed that shit and it's going to hit Canadian E-bay like tomorrow.
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