Weird Looking Asses

From the NY Daily News:
The number of victims of a fake Miami doctor who allegedly pumped dangerous chemicals into their bodies and sealed their wounds with Super Glue has jumped to as many as 30, reports say.

Oneal Ron Morris, 31, who is transgendered and known as “The Duchess,” preyed largely on other transgendered women who hoped to enhance their curves and gain more feminine features, authorities said. But after Morris allegedly injected them with harmful chemicals, including Fix-a-Flat tire sealant, many ended up in the emergency room.

It was previously thought that Morris treated a handful of patients from south Florida, but as many as 30 people have now come forward from as far away as Indiana, the Florida Sun Sentinel reported.
The Duchess allegedly told her patients that she had performed hundreds of successful plastic surgeries using "medical silicone." Morris apparently had her own buttocks enhanced with injections.

The fuck?!

Who in their right mind would let a thing like that inject them with the same shit? Look at that fucking picture and drink in the fucking weirdness of it. Then imagine sitting on the seat next to that freak on the subway. That ogre ass must require three seats at least.

This is one of those situations where I think American law should have a new part. 

 

The "Idiot Clause" will refuse civil claims for people who have agreed to something so dumb that it going wrong is not the fault of the person who tricked them. In this case you should walk into the room, see this bitch talking about how sexy she's going to make you look, and run. If that impulse isn't strong enough to make you sprint out the door you deserve what you get.