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Monday, February 6, 2012

How bad does Katy Perry want Tebow-dick?

From Newser:
Apparently Katy Perry is on board with her parents' plan to hook her up with Tim Tebow. The singer played up to the rumors at a pre-Super Bowl performance Saturday night, dedicating her song "Peacock" to the famously Christian quarterback, E! reports. The song includes such subtle lyrics as, "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock, cock." She then ended the show by Tebowing

At the DIRECTV Super Saturday Night party in Indianapolis—Perry's first US concert appearance since announcing her divorce from Russell Brand—Perry also told the crowd that "everything feels brand new," the New York Post reports. (The Post also notes that she accompanied "Peacock" with "a raunchy dance and suggestive moves with her microphone.") Perry also presented an award at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday, during which she looked at Tebow and said, "Hey Tim, my parents say hi." The two had suites next to one another at the Super Bowl.

Please let it be lies

So when I first heard that Paty Perry's jesus-loving parentals wanted her to smashed by Tim Tebow I thought it was an interesting rumor. After this shit I think it is clear that the hottest pop singer going right now wants Tim Tebow to stuff her like a turkey.

Katy, what the fuck are you thinking? I mean I'd drop her hotness from a 10 to an 8.5 for the duration of her relationship with Tebow. Fuck him and fuck her if she likes his douchiness.

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