Sean Avery Arrested

I know no one cares about hockey, but I fucking hate that douchebag on the Rangers Sean Avery. He thinks he's a fucking tough guy when really he's just a punk.

Real cool guy

From The NY Daily News:
The Los Angeles Police Department has confirmed that Rangers winger Sean Avery was arrested at 1 a.m. Friday for battery on a peace officer, and taken to jail.

According to a report on TMZ, a neighbor called police to complain about noise from a party at Avery's home in the Hollywood Hills. Citing "law enforcement sources," the report said that Avery's response when police arrived was to shove the officer at his door, then slam it behind him.

Avery reportedly was cooperative after the initial confrontation, but still arrested for his initial action.

The LAPD confirmed that, five hours after the incident, Avery remained in jail. His bail reportedly has been set at $20,000.

I wish the cop fucking clubbed him in the face Superbad style.

Why do people think that it's badass to mix it up with cops? It's just stupid. "Let me prove how tough I am by being badass to cops in front of everyone at my party." Smooth move idiot, now you're in jail.

Total QBR

Tonight at 8pm ESPN is unleashing their new Quarterback rating system called the Total Quarterback Rating. We all know the old Passer Rating is bulltshit. I mean what kind of grade system has a scale from 0 to 153.8?

The new system is from 0 to 100. Oh wait, there's more!

It incorporates a ton of things the old rating didn't. First of all, it is going to weigh things that happen in the fourth quarters. Like driving your team on a comeback with two minutes to go. It will weigh completions. Gaining 6 yards on 3rd and 4 in the fourth will weigh a lot. It will weigh yards after catch by the receiver. If you dump it to the slot and he runs 80 yards, you don't get a ton of credit.

ESPN has been working on this shit for three years and Trent Dilfer thinks it will be the rating used by scouts in the next 5 years. I think that the only way to truly grade quarterbacks is to compare them. No stats and shit, just heads up, who outplays who. But the new rating at least is a step in the right direction.

And my predictions for what quarterbacks ratings will change drastically are:

Tom Brady will suffer because he has no deep receivers and Wes Welker is a YAC machine.

Matt Ryan will move up because of his efficiency throughout games.

Fuck Mark Sanchez.

Movie Review: Captain America

So I just got out of Captain America 3-D and the verdict isn't good. I heard mixed reviews about it but it was really flat. I don't mean like flat as in some obscure term talking about some aspect of the movie. I mean it was just there. The plot was thin as predicted. But what should have held the thing together, the action, wasn't all great either.

The first 30 minutes are all "little guy" jokes. Then the main character becomes jacked so the humor ends basically there other than a few one-liners.

Another real big flaw in the movie was the script. Every god damn predictable cheese-filled line of dialogue at the dramatic points made for more laughs than anything else. And the last line of the movie made me want to rip my eyeballs out and eat them. I'm not giving it away. I paid 14$ for that closing line.

Humpday Hotty: Dania Ramirez

This week's hotty plays Alex, Turtle's piece in Entourage. She speaks for herself. I don't know what else she's in and I don't really care.

Deuces Randy

So after 13 years being the sickest receiver ever, Randy Moss is retiring.

Like a boss

From ESPN:
No farewell speech from maybe the most physically gifted receiver to don a helmet. No tearful goodbye from a record-setting performer who changed the way defense is played in the NFL. Just a one-sentence statement from his agent saying one of the most colorful careers in league history was over.

"Randy has weighed his options and considered the offers and has decided to retire," Joel Segal said on Monday.


If this indeed is the end for Moss, he leaves the game with some of the gaudiest statistics posted by a receiver. His 153 touchdowns are tied with Terrell Owens for second on the career list, and he's also fifth in yards (14,858) and tied with Hines Ward for eighth in receptions (954).

He didn't get any offers from any teams worth playing for, so he decided to call it quits. Obviously he'll go down as one of the best of all time. It's been an amazing career for Randy Moss. Straight cash homie.