Just in case you have better things to do on a Monday than looking for ridiculous shit on the web, know my friends I am here for you. This video is awesome. It holds all the key elements of a good internet sensation. A girl who is not unattractive, the eating of something not only gross but also alive, and idiots cheering like it's the fucking World Cup. Trifecta of Monday awesome.
Look at this shit. This girl is wife material. Eats a live praying mantis to get two dudes to go to church? It's like picnics and warm apple pie. Chicks doing crazy shit for Jesus. Classic.
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Will Smith is Paid
So with all that Fresh Prince money running out, Will now has not only a movie star son, but his 9 year old daughter Willow has a new (and insanely obnoxious) song. The video is ridiculous.
This chick is ridiculous, look at these pictures of her and fam Smith on the red carpet for the Karate Kid, which her brother stars in. She's like nine going on Miley Cyrus. NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. When I was nine my voice cracked when I whistled, and she's got a hit song even though it really blows who cares. Fuckin' a I guess genes are everything.
I've always loved Will Smith since he got to Bel-Air, but I mean this is just genius. His DNA obviously breeds winners, so just keep crankin' em out my dude. Guess who's golfing off Willow's bills instead of making another Independence Day? The Fresh Motherfuckin' Prince.
We're not in West Philly anymore kids.
This chick is ridiculous, look at these pictures of her and fam Smith on the red carpet for the Karate Kid, which her brother stars in. She's like nine going on Miley Cyrus. NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. When I was nine my voice cracked when I whistled, and she's got a hit song even though it really blows who cares. Fuckin' a I guess genes are everything.
I've always loved Will Smith since he got to Bel-Air, but I mean this is just genius. His DNA obviously breeds winners, so just keep crankin' em out my dude. Guess who's golfing off Willow's bills instead of making another Independence Day? The Fresh Motherfuckin' Prince.
We're not in West Philly anymore kids.
Disband NCAA Women's Basketball
Well last night there was a shit ton of action. We'll Try to recap a bit real quick right here.
First off Sunday Night Football shows the real Patriots playing lights out against the Steelers. I'll be honest, I was at Wiz so I saw none of the game. This game is why the NFL this season is sick. The Pats lost last week against the Browns, looking pretty useless throughout. For some reason they always play well in Pittsburgh though, and this could have been a preview of the AFC Championship, unless the Pats give one up to the Bills or something. Who knows.
There were a lot of hoops games last night, the NCAA is starting up tonight with the marathon to open the season. A couple things.
First, I say the NCAA Women's Basketball should be disbanded due to lack of competition. The UConn women played Holy Cross last night, you can guess the result, embarrassing for Holy Cross to say the least. 117-37? That's not even watchable. Look at this box score. Just terrible. I think for the good of everyone but UConn they should end NCAA Women's hoops. Give them the trophy and just call it a day. For fucks sake we're embarrassing the women college athletes of America.
Frontrunner for the Men's Title, Duke, played last night as well. Cream puff win against Princeton, they are looking pretty sharp. I'm not going out on a limb when I say I like them for the title already am I? Fuck you North Carolina.
And of course, even when the Lakers lose Kobe is just being insane.
Also congrats to the Dallas Cowboys, for them this was a fuck the league win. Everyone shitting on them, their shit coach gets fired, and now they show the Giants what's really good. Like really? Kitna just beat the team people were talking about as a top four NFL team, and undoubtedly the best team in the NFC. Jon Kitna. Homie is like 45 years old. What the fuck? This is why the NFL is so sick this year. Everyone is beating everyone, insanity.
And this weekend cannot forget the Buffalo Bills getting their first win. The wagons have been circled for nine long weeks, and it finally worked. They almost coughed it up as only they could, but congrats to the Bills, preventing thousands of suicides with that clutch first win.
And the Jags did this to win...
And last night at Northern Lights, Wiz Khalifa put on a sick show, burnt the house down. Awesome concert, worth missing the Pats tool the Steelers. I also picked up Kudi's new album finally, review to come...
First off Sunday Night Football shows the real Patriots playing lights out against the Steelers. I'll be honest, I was at Wiz so I saw none of the game. This game is why the NFL this season is sick. The Pats lost last week against the Browns, looking pretty useless throughout. For some reason they always play well in Pittsburgh though, and this could have been a preview of the AFC Championship, unless the Pats give one up to the Bills or something. Who knows.
There were a lot of hoops games last night, the NCAA is starting up tonight with the marathon to open the season. A couple things.
First, I say the NCAA Women's Basketball should be disbanded due to lack of competition. The UConn women played Holy Cross last night, you can guess the result, embarrassing for Holy Cross to say the least. 117-37? That's not even watchable. Look at this box score. Just terrible. I think for the good of everyone but UConn they should end NCAA Women's hoops. Give them the trophy and just call it a day. For fucks sake we're embarrassing the women college athletes of America.
Frontrunner for the Men's Title, Duke, played last night as well. Cream puff win against Princeton, they are looking pretty sharp. I'm not going out on a limb when I say I like them for the title already am I? Fuck you North Carolina.
And of course, even when the Lakers lose Kobe is just being insane.
Also congrats to the Dallas Cowboys, for them this was a fuck the league win. Everyone shitting on them, their shit coach gets fired, and now they show the Giants what's really good. Like really? Kitna just beat the team people were talking about as a top four NFL team, and undoubtedly the best team in the NFC. Jon Kitna. Homie is like 45 years old. What the fuck? This is why the NFL is so sick this year. Everyone is beating everyone, insanity.
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| Enjoy it Jerry |
And this weekend cannot forget the Buffalo Bills getting their first win. The wagons have been circled for nine long weeks, and it finally worked. They almost coughed it up as only they could, but congrats to the Bills, preventing thousands of suicides with that clutch first win.
And the Jags did this to win...
And last night at Northern Lights, Wiz Khalifa put on a sick show, burnt the house down. Awesome concert, worth missing the Pats tool the Steelers. I also picked up Kudi's new album finally, review to come...
Sunday, November 14, 2010
When you Turn 21...Sunday Reflections
When you turn 21 you go through the weirdest right of passage there is in America. You've already been drinking since you stole that bottle of captain and got shit housed with three friends in your basement when you were sixteen. You are a veteran of the sauce, as it were.
But when you turn 21, a strange thing happens. Regardless of your underage alcoholism, you are basically forced to drink until you physically cannot old anything down. Like 21st birthdays are alcohol poisoning in a can. I'm not knocking it, don't get me wrong I love tradition.
So I wake up after this bender of a weekend and what is this shit? Dudes are getting fed their own beards in Kentucky.
This guy is such a pussy. Dude, be thankful you only had to eat your beard. There were knives and guns out? You coulda been eating steel for that fucking lawn mower. This is pure Americana, it should go under wikipedia as "Kentucky Negotiations".
Kentucky Negotiations - a custom, practiced exclusively in Kentucky, where person accused of mis-dealings has facial hair removed and is fed said facial hair. Look pussy, at least you didn't get shot or stabbed.
In other news, the Celtics are filthy, if you didn't see the game, peep the highlights. At the 22 mark Rondo makes a grown ass man move.
But when you turn 21, a strange thing happens. Regardless of your underage alcoholism, you are basically forced to drink until you physically cannot old anything down. Like 21st birthdays are alcohol poisoning in a can. I'm not knocking it, don't get me wrong I love tradition.
So I wake up after this bender of a weekend and what is this shit? Dudes are getting fed their own beards in Kentucky.
This guy is such a pussy. Dude, be thankful you only had to eat your beard. There were knives and guns out? You coulda been eating steel for that fucking lawn mower. This is pure Americana, it should go under wikipedia as "Kentucky Negotiations".
Kentucky Negotiations - a custom, practiced exclusively in Kentucky, where person accused of mis-dealings has facial hair removed and is fed said facial hair. Look pussy, at least you didn't get shot or stabbed.
In other news, the Celtics are filthy, if you didn't see the game, peep the highlights. At the 22 mark Rondo makes a grown ass man move.
Friday, November 12, 2010
What the Fuck of the Week: NAMBLA
Are you fucking shitting me America? I was so bored watching one episode of South Park I decided to verify the organization in the episode was real, I wish I hadn't.
NAMLBA is the North American Man-Boy Love Association. I know. Now don't fool yourself, the Catholic Church has been in the game of supporting pedophilia awhile now, they are the pro's. But if they are the pro's, this NAMBLA crew is seriously fucked up as well. I explored their website to delve deep into the heart of this sick shit.
I could barely get past the "Who We Are" page. One of their goals is "educating the general public on the benevolent nature of man/boy love." WHAT THE FUCK?
They claim the group started as a result of gays being persecuted in Boston. I can see the thing with this organization is they don't know about the concept of pedophilia. If I may.
Pedophilia - (according to merriam-webster) is "sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object."
So NAMBLA is essentially a lobby group for pedophile's rights. Now I mean, freedom of speech has some pitfalls, like Nazi's, skinhead's, etc. But I think this is where a line can be drawn. I mean at least when Catholic priests touch boys they have the backing of one of the most powerful entities in the world. But NAMBLA? Can't the FBI just like find out who the leaders are and be like "so, you think we should all be free to touch little kids? I'm going to go ahead and arrest you, yeah." Like a hate police but pedophilia, that shits fucked. Anyway I digress.
Moving on in the NAMBLA website, we come to an innocent page titled "What is Man/boy Love?" This should be good...
This is how they define Man/Boy love "It’s the love of a man for a boy, and of a boy for a man. Enjoyable, consensual, beautiful." Are you guys serious, I'm about to eat, this shit is mind-bending and insane.
The idea of this article was just to see if South Park always uses real material, and it turned into this disgusting investigation.
If anyone has a gun to your head and tells you to go to the most vile website on earth, skip tubgirl, twogirlsonecup and cake farts, and go right to www.nambla.org.
NAMLBA is the North American Man-Boy Love Association. I know. Now don't fool yourself, the Catholic Church has been in the game of supporting pedophilia awhile now, they are the pro's. But if they are the pro's, this NAMBLA crew is seriously fucked up as well. I explored their website to delve deep into the heart of this sick shit.
I could barely get past the "Who We Are" page. One of their goals is "educating the general public on the benevolent nature of man/boy love." WHAT THE FUCK?
They claim the group started as a result of gays being persecuted in Boston. I can see the thing with this organization is they don't know about the concept of pedophilia. If I may.
Pedophilia - (according to merriam-webster) is "sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object."
So NAMBLA is essentially a lobby group for pedophile's rights. Now I mean, freedom of speech has some pitfalls, like Nazi's, skinhead's, etc. But I think this is where a line can be drawn. I mean at least when Catholic priests touch boys they have the backing of one of the most powerful entities in the world. But NAMBLA? Can't the FBI just like find out who the leaders are and be like "so, you think we should all be free to touch little kids? I'm going to go ahead and arrest you, yeah." Like a hate police but pedophilia, that shits fucked. Anyway I digress.
Moving on in the NAMBLA website, we come to an innocent page titled "What is Man/boy Love?" This should be good...
This is how they define Man/Boy love "It’s the love of a man for a boy, and of a boy for a man. Enjoyable, consensual, beautiful." Are you guys serious, I'm about to eat, this shit is mind-bending and insane.
The idea of this article was just to see if South Park always uses real material, and it turned into this disgusting investigation.
If anyone has a gun to your head and tells you to go to the most vile website on earth, skip tubgirl, twogirlsonecup and cake farts, and go right to www.nambla.org.
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