In Case You've Been Living Under a Rock for Five Years

NBA season opens up tonight. Time for The New Big Three to test the old guard. Doc already said it. The circus that is the heat will have the sports media attached to their collective balls all year. But if the Celtics are still around in June who gives a fuck. I can't wait to hate on the heat all year. Bring it motherfuckers.



Alright well its a slow news day other than the C's opener. Romo is gone, Cowboys are fucked what else is new. Women getting stomped at political appearances. Yawn. So here is a taste of what you've missed if you haven't been on youtube in the last five years or are culturally challenged.

It's hard to say what fucking drugs these guys were on when they thought this up. But I'm glad they did.


If you haven't seen the Bed Intruder Song Report you really are a hermit. Like this dude sang it at the BET awards and shit. Song's on fucking iTunes, he's like the new Justin Beiber.


Bro Rape. A classic if there ever was one. Derrick Comedy blew up the youtube scene a few years back. The black dude is on some shit NBC show or something now, well it just goes to show that grassroots youtube celebrity can only be followed by sell out network gigs. Enjoy.


This one is barely a year old but the enthusiasm this man has for double rainbows makes me happy to be alive.


gotta throw in some wildlife. This shit has like 32407845894743 views. Ridiculous. This video defines safety in numbers. It also proves that anyone who's like "I want to go to Africa, it's so cool blah blah" is a moron. Yeah go into the bush and see what the fuck happens. Everyday shit is eating shit, it's like Compton but with deadly animals. Sick.


Alright, if you watched all those, or you have seen them before, you are culturally up to date completely. Save a couple Lohan beaver shots (nothing special there).

OH SHIT. I almost did you a complete disservice. If there is any video you should know by heart. Possibly even own some merchandise based on it.

In 2006 Crichton Alabama, something special happened. I Give you...The leprechaun.


Enjoy the rest of your Terrible Tuesday. Go Celtics.