NBA Night One

So as predicted, the Heat give up their opener at TD Garden to a Celtics team that for better or worse came ready to play the most talked about team in the NBA since Kobe and Shaq shared a locker room.

Everyone is shitting on the Heat now and it's pretty stupid. I mean look, in the first quarter it looked like a shitshow, Heat put up nine points, C's sixteen. Snoozefest. Sloppy. But while I was watching it I was thinking "when are the Heat going to force their way back in?" And they did, getting it down to a three point deficit before three's from Ray Allen and Paul Pierce clinched the win.

A couple things, first, Rondo. Now he had seventeen dimes, infuckingsanity. But two for nine from the floor? When he was guarded by Eddie House at times? Come on man, Eddie House is a one step burn for Rondo, and while he did distribute the ball, we need to press the issue with Rondo more. Take it at someone and dish, especially when it's fucking Eddie House. Jesus. But, prediction for the NBA season, Rondo will lead the league in dimes this year, it'll happen.

Another thing, people who are all over the Heat already...are you fucking kidding me? Dwayne Wade had a horrible game, he looked rustier than my car. When he gets a few games under him, maybe drop thirty on some shmuck team, they will kill. Lebron put up thirty one without breaking a sweat, if Wade plays anywhere near what we know he can, they beat the Celtics handily.

Where the fuck was Chris Bosh is my question? I think he'll be the biggest loser in this superteam in Miami. He looked lost out there. Hey, Chris, pull Shaq out from under the hoop and take shots. Don't fuck around in the post with your lanky ass. It isn't what he does. Eight points? Shaq and the Celtics big men, Jermaine O'Neal, KG, Large Infant, who aren't exactly the dream team, made him look very average.

So, overall reaction the Game One. The Heat are going to crush the NBA. The Celtics right now are the gatekeepers to the East, and the Heat played like fucking shit and pushed the game to the last minute. Give it a month and they'll be rollin' teams. By the way, this will be the matchup for the Eastern Conference, no doubt.

And Lebron saying after the game that they were "too unselfish," come on man, you guys just didn't hit shots. It's all good you know you will tonight.

PS Hannah Storm looking sexy as shit in this video? Damn girl where the fuck have you been.


Welcome to Boston Shaq Diesel. ESPN has Lebron's breakaway dunk as the dunk of the night. Fuck that shit. this is definitely the dunk of the night.