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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Astronauts are Beasts

So the first two of six astronauts have been selected for a simulation of a Mars type mission. They are going to simulate a 500 day mission to Mars by trapping six astronauts in a capsule in Russia for 18 months with no way out.

This is like some kind of joke opening: "So a French guy and a Colombian-Italian get locked into a box for a year and a half..." This is a deadly situation however. And they're going to toss in three Russians and a Chinaman? I smell sitcom. They are definitely going to go insane and eat the Frenchman. Go with Darwin gentlemen.

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