Cornells Drug Dealers Own Columbia

A couple weeks ago I posted about a couple kids from Columbia University who got pinched selling weed and coke and shit. Well it seems that Cornell has some thugging drug kingpins of their own. AND it was a chick. What the fuck?

According to the Cornell Daily Sun Keri Blakinger class of '11 was arrested in Ithaca with 6 OUNCES of heroin. Take that morons at Columbia. At Cornell they doing it big. The heroin was valued at $150,000.

Damn man, Cornell is pretty fucked up huh? Kids are killing themselves left and right, and they got young-ass females dealing heroin. Jesus. This chick has more balls than maybe anyone ever. Like if anyone knew she was holding that much heroin she wouldn't be able to leave the dorm. Amazing. Kudos to you Keri Blakinger, you are a true baller who is never going to see the light of day without it being through bars, ever again. Salute.

mmmm heroin