It's Drunk, For Breakfast!

Okay, Food Network, you just got ass-raped with awesomeness.


This is how you fuckin' cook breakfast. Everything fried in beer and covered in Jack. Allow me to describe why this breakfast fortress is the best choice, now that this is out in public, Cheerios can no longer say they are "part of this complete breakfast" unless it's a bowl of Cheerios next to the breakfast fortress.

By the way, these guys are called "Epic Meal Time" and I suggest you go to their youtube channel and peep some of the other stuff. Some of their shtick is so fucking hilarious. They all involve three things, being drunk, saying dumb shit, and eating bacon. What's not to like?

Breakfast Fortress

1. It gets you drunk. Why not start the morning with a good buzz, or a full-on .14 sauce-fest breakfast?
2. It's delicious. There are hash brown balls.
3. It keeps the haters out.
4. We bout to get drunk off pancakes.