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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Kneejerk Reactions to Last Night

Okay, so if you didn't see the Pats rape the Jets last night 45-3, here's some highlights.


Okay, now as you know, I am extremely biased. I love the Pats, and I was almost in tears watching our defense everyone has been shitting on absolutely fuck Mark Sanchez in the ass. I hope the entire AFC was watching, if you are a fan of the Ravens, Steelers, Chiefs?, Chargers, Colts, I hope you see how the playoffs are going to go.

And to those cocksucking Jets fans let me say this. I've been hearing all morning on sports radio about the good that comes out of this for the Jets...let me tell you friends, there is none. I know, you're a fan and want your team to have some light at the end of the tunnel, but there isn't one. Your season ended last night, because guess what, now the road to the AFC Championship goes through Foxborough. That means another ass-raping for you Jets.Your coach is an arrogant fat-ass who talks to the media more than he coaches. Sorry, that doesn't win the big dance.

The Jets post game interviews are laughable. "This team doesn't flinch." Classic. Hey bro I think you just flinched, because we fucking duffed you in the face repeatedly. What a bunch of goons trying to be tough even when they can't sit down without flinching today.

That being said, I can be objective, lets break the game down.


First
Mark Sanchez, welcome to AFC East football. This is what happens when you take a lollipop from SoCal and bring him to the AFC East. Look motherfucker, it's cold in winter here. Buffalo, Foxborough, in December they might as well be Siberia. You need to not suck mad dicks when it's cold out, but you do. I mean he was flat out confused, one of those picks looked like the safety was his primary target, just Sanchez showing his true colors.

Jets Defense vs Pats Offense. Okay so the highly praised Jets defense was make a joke of by Brady and company. They were throwing so many different looks at the Jets that you could visibly see them being dissected. Revis and Cromartie were winded, they were on the fucking field so long. After the first half you could see the defense had given up. Yeah, that's a great defense, give up. Douchebag shit-talking pussies.

As for the Pats Defense. Every has talked so much shit about it, look, they are the youngest defense in the league. McCourty is tied for the most INT's this year right now. Yeah, they'll let you run all day, but look at this game, this is called when the going get tough. And they showed what we do when the going get tough, we rape the Jets and then abort the result with a coat hanger and WD-40. Fuck you Jets. Fuck you and I cannot wait to see you in the playoffs, I'm sure you won't flinch. Just like last night. Cocksucking motherfucking shit-talking pussies. That's what the Jets are. As OJ Mayo said after the game, "We did our talking on the field." Fuck you Rex. This is our division, don't forget it, you're just allowed to act like a douche because you can't coach.

He even looks smart

1 comment:

  1. as a detroit fan i can attest to the fact that getting blown out is good for the program! hahahhaha i love it when people talk shit and get worked and then get sad when u rub it in their weak shittalking faces!

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