Sports Stories Mash

Alright, I'm just doing all the sports stories in one big old post. Because to tell you the truth, not many are worthy of me rambling about them for days on end. Most are still mentionable however.

First up, sexy Rex Ryan is left flabbergasted during a press conference when asked questions about the alleged foot fetish video of him and his wife that's going around the internet. As a Pats fan, seeing this smug fucker at a loss for words makes me laugh so hard.


Yeah it's a fucking personal matter, until you bring the video camera into the equation. Idiot. And here's the video in question. Look I appreciate that most people have weird kinks and fetishes, but the foot thing gets me. Like, how can someone consider even nice-looking feet a sexual turn-on? Freaks.



Moving to the NBA, last night my Celtics beat the 76ers to extend their diesel winning streak to 14 games. Get some NBA, that's all I got to say. The Celtics are ripping through their schedule like Pierce is twenty five again. Rondo is averaging a league-leading 13.8 dimes per game. The next closest is Steve Nash with 10.2. Kid is dealing this year, if he gets his jumper down, best point guard in the league, hands down. He's also third in the league in steals behind Chris Paul and Monta Ellis with 2.35 a game. I'm just saying.

The league-leading Spurs (25-3) extended their own streak to 10 after beating the Nuggets 109-103.

As far as college football is concerned, last night Boise St. proved against Utah why they can't bitch about being snubbed as far as the BCS. They are a good team against poor teams. Sorry. 26-3 doesn't do the game justice, Boise looked pretty flat instead of pissed about being snubbed and trying to run Utah into the ground to prove something.

Landon Donovan, the Soccer phenom, is getting divorced from his smoking wife Bianca Kajlich, but according to a statement given to TMZ, they are going to stay best friends...yeah okay. Could you stay just friends with this piece? Didn't think so.

So that's about it for a boring day in sports. Besides Ohio State football players trading autographs for tattoos. Yawn, who gives a fuck.

But I will throw hockey a bone. Peep this goalie fight from the East Coast Hockey League. at 45 Seconds you see the close goalie hop in, then shit gets real quick. Good thing the black team's goalie grabbed the other dudes jersey, homie was about to beat him like a red-headed stepchild.