Tori Black Arrested

So Tori Black is more than just a soulless cum-dumpster apparently. She is also a shit mother and packs a mean punch.

From TMZ:
Award-winning porn star Tori Black and her baby daddy were arrested for domestic battery in Las Vegas after the couple got into a drunken brawl over their infant's baby formula.

Officers responded to a domestic dispute call at Tori's Hard Rock Hotel room early Friday morning. According to the police report, Tori -- real name Michelle Chapman -- told cops she had been drinking before she got back to the room where her fiance, Lyndell Anderson, and their 5-month old son were waiting.

The report states Tori and Lyndell started arguing because, as Tori told police ... Lyndell didn't have "enough breast milk" to feed the baby.

The two-time AVN Performer of the Year then claims Lyndell called her an "unfit mother" ... and that's when things got physical. In the report, police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.

According to the report, police reviewed the hotel security tape of the hallway outside the couple's room and saw Lyndell push Tori "with such violent force that she flies across the hall." Police say she had bruises on her arms.

She hits back

Nothing like fighting over breast milk. Now my question is if you don't have enough titty milk for the baby can't you just tap those bad boys and get some? Does it not work like that? 

Second, if you are the guy in a domestic dispute, don't say "she pushed me too". Shit doesn't work. You are a man and she is a cock-hungry cesspool of disease. You should take the high road. Like the cops will be like "oh your wife punched you so you threw her across the hallway? Fair enough." That will never happen. You are fucked.

On the plus side once these two are in jail their child will most likely end up in foster care and begin his career as a troubled emotionless pornstar. Like mommy like son after all.