Birds and Fish

Goddammit, all I've been hearing about all week is how everywhere birds and fish are dying by the boatload.

All I know is if you've seen "The Core," then you know that the cause is obviously because the core of the world has stopped spinning. And you know what we must do. We need to assemble a team of experts to go into the core and fix it how only America could, nuke it.

It is kind of scary that even scientists are guessing why this is happening. I'd say regardless of the specific reason, this is just another sign that we're fucking up the planet to no end. If we keep it up, all the animals are going to just off themselves so they don't have to deal with our bullshit.

Or maybe it was the animal kingdom being pissed that they can't watch the Jersey Shore. Yeah, that's probably it. Catch you on Monday peeps.