I Leave, Bentley Drops Like a Rock

So Bloomberg Businessweek released their list of the top undergrads in the U.S. for business. And the only reason I give a flying fuck is to see where Bentley is on that list. And guess what, when yours truly was cruising the campus last year, Bentley was #21. Very impressive. But this year, without the presence of the worlds most underrated blogger/human, they dropped to #32. That was the biggest drop of any of the top 25 schools. Damn bitches, bet that hurts. I mean, now Bentley is behind schools like Southern Christian and BU. The full list is here.

You really know you're fucked when the one thing you do well you don't do better than BU, BC, or Babson. I mean even Northeastern is sitting at #38. Once they get past Bentley, all bets are off. Oh and the median starting salary of kids graduating from Bentley is 50k. That's the lowest of every school above them on the list besides Miami of Ohio, and those kids are in OHIO. Compare 50k living in Boston to 50k in Cleveland. Yeah, the Miami kids are living like Lebron while you can't even pay back loans unless you want to live at the YMCA.

Don't get me wrong, there are like 10 people at Bentley who are awesome. And besides the ridiculous price, it's a pretty fun place to go to school. But as far as the school overall, I'll bang on it every chance I get. I know, now I'm a liberal state-school English major, but what the fuck can you do. At least I won't have enough loans to make me put a gun in my mouth at age 26.