Stare At Tits

According to a German researcher, who published his finding in the New England Journal of Medicine, found that staring at "busty women" for 10 minutes a day will increase a man's life by 5 years. Shit you not, and yes, The New England Journal of Medicine is the fucking Rolls Royce of medical findings and shit. This is the real deal. The dude studied 200 men over 5 years to come up with this. Full story at the buzz media.

Why does staring at massive jugs lead to longer life? Because it gets your blood pumping, that's why. Being sexually aroused by tits for 10 minutes is the same as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

That is fucking awesome. Didn't hit the gym today? No big deal, just admire some luscious melons for a little bit, and you're good. This is dangerous to release to the lazy-ass American public. I mean personally I'm replacing my entire workout regimen with looking at tits.Of course a weirdo German dude did this study, but he is now my favorite German of all time. I don't give a fuck, I'm nominating this dude for a "Fuck any chick whenever I want" card and a Nobel Peace Prize. You earned it Shitzenberger.

I wonder if the same things applies to chicks. Like if some dude is wearing tight pants do women get all hot and bothered looking at pant outlines of big cocks? Who cares, I now have a medical reason to oogle breasts. Maybe this could be a loophole to get insurance to pay for your wife's boob job. I'm just trying to throw ideas out there guys, what you do with this wonderful knowledge is up to you. But I'm going to try and exploit it for everything and anything. Hell maybe I'll try to get medical insurance to pay for my porn. The ideas are just flowing right now, and it's only Monday. It's gunna be a great week people.