I Love Watching the Heat Suck

So Luol Deng an Derrick Rose led the Bulls to beat the Miami Heat in Miami on Sunday. I already predicted that if Deng can keep producing, the Bulls are going to storm the Eastern Conference.

So on Sunday the Bulls squeaked out a one point win against the Heat. Luol Deng had 18, Rose had 27, Boozer and Noah both had over 10 each. But the real story is here is the Miami Heat.

The highly-touted Big Three and company have lost four games in a row. And a pattern is developing. The Heat play scrubby, second-rate teams, and they shine. D-Wade is giving Lebron full court alley-oops and everyone starts sucking the Heat's cocks. Then they play a good team, the Lakers, or Celtics, or Spurs, and the wheels come off. All I'm going to say is look at their schedule. The last good team they beat was the not-really-elite Orlando Magic on February 3rd.

Now I'm not going to blab about Erik Spoelstra saying in the post game interview that "there are a couple guys crying in the locker room right now." Whether he was being literal or not does not matter.

Here is what I don't get, why the fuck doesn't Chris Bosh get any love on this team? I feel like he is kinda losing out in the deal. He was 9-14 shooting with 23 points. But when the game comes down to the last few shots, it's always Lebron or D-Wade. Why not Bosh? He has a sick jumper and was hitting from everywhere in the floor yesterday. I just think the Miami Heat should fucking let someone else try to not fuck up at the end. Lebron obviously is not doing well. For Christ's sake put in Eddy House, that little fucker can knock down clutch three's as good as anybody.

witnesses to bad last minute shooting

And the last thing, look at this box score. Six points from Miami's bench. That's why they are always stuck having to win in the last few minutes. Because when their bench is out there they give away a lead in two possessions and look like a WNBA squad. Granted the Bulls only had 16 points off the bench, but against a team with a pretty good set of backups, in the playoffs, I can see the Miami bench being an issue.  It's okay douche bag Heat fans, it just isn't your year.