Outlawing Circumcision?

So a dude in San Fransisco is working on a petition to put outlawing circumcisions for vote in November in San Fran. Lloyd Schofield and his suppoters think that circumcision should be punishable by fines and jail time, according to Huffington Post. Jewish groups, whose faith practices circumcision, and Muslim groups, who apparently do also,  have vowed to launch a multi-faith coalition to oppose the proposed bill.

I mean dude, the Jews started doing circumcisions like 3,000 years ago. Do you think maybe they were on to something? People didn't have shit or know shit about anything, but they damn well knew your dick looks weird with that extra thing.

This Schofield guy has some fucking nads. Let's see, I'll champion an issue that brings together the Jews and Muslims to fight against me. Dude, these two groups hate each other, but you know what they hate more? Anteater-looking dicks. And you know what? I'm with the matzo-eaters and towel-heads on this one. Dude, no one wants to have some extra thing on their dick that you gotta keep clean and get the smegma out of there and shit. It's just gross. And the ladies don't wanna deal with that shit either.

No one wants heir dick to look like this guy's nose

San Fransisco is always on the cutting edge of weird shit. Like in the 60's it was acid and gang-bangs, then heroin. Now this Schofield guy coming out in favor of foreskin. Like dude, do you realize that once the Jews and Muslims mobilize on you, you are so fucked.

First your credit score gets destroyed and you can't get a loan anywhere in the world. Then the Muslims do their part by suicide bombing the shit out of your house. My bet is this guy won't make it until Wednesday unless he retracts his views and immediately takes an anti-foreskin position. Serves the asshole right too, clearly he just doesn't want religions to be able to cut the weird part off their kids dicks. What a prick.