Hey Groundhog, Go Fuck Yourself

Alright I always hate Groundhog's day. He always fucks it up. Like, yeah sure, spring's almost here! Then for the last two days the entire Northeast got railed non-stop like a coke-fueled Charlie Sheen hooker binge. I mean really, records for March snow being set in Vermont and New York, just a total and complete fucking March snowstorm courtesy of that little fuzzy fucker in Pennsylvania.

Look at this cocky asshole

I know you don't have much Pennsylvania, besides the Phillies, Steelers, and Liberty Bell, but please end Groundhog's Day. Either the little fuck calls for another two weeks of winter and we really get another month, or he calls for spring and jinxes the decent winter we've been having by shitting two feet of snow on our faces. There were 50,000 power outages, mostly around Albany, but still. I THOUGHT IT WAS SPRING YOU FURRY FUCKING BITCH.

Seems like winter to me, fucking douchebag groundhog.