Salvia Tripping Dude Fucks Everyone Else

So according to the NY Daily News a 21-year-old film student at the Art Institute of New York City jumped off his apartment's balcony because he was high on salvia. The drug is legal in some states, including New York, and fucks your day up. This event is sure to get the drug banned in New York, if not across the nation.

Look, this is an incredibly sad story. Your girlfriend watching you jump off a 15 story balcony is fucking traumatic.

But look, this is why smart tripping is the only way to trip. When you are about to take something that will put you out-of-your-mind, you probably shouldn't be 15 stories up on a balcony. Just be smart people. My new rule #1 for tripping, though the fact I have to say it is alarming, is, be on SOLID GROUND. You can't jump anywhere if you're on the ground.

Seem like a good place to trip right?

This is another sad case of people not thinking ruining things for other people. Plenty of people (Miley Cyrus included) smoke salvia and are fine. But now because some kid wasn't being smart and tripping safely, I bet salvia is outlawed in New York by April. It's just too bad that one fucked up incident ruins it for everyone.

Watch how the press reacts to this story. They will come out saying salvia is worse than heroin blah blah blah. Look, hallucinating is something no one should take lightly. Ever. Period.