Sheen Watch

Alright, I love Charlie Sheen, but dude. He started these "Charlie's Korner" ustream things, and jesus christ homie looks beat. I think he'll be dead within six months. He'll go out on top sure, but look at the dude in his latest stream. Dude looks a hundred.



Just classic line after classic line. He must have writers for everything he says right? "Phones were made by trolls." Priceless.

Like dude can't still be clean right? He's shaking around like he never took his lips off the crack pipe. Clean my ass Sheen. You can't win this much without crack.

"I'm drinking something I won't reveal." Dude it's the top of a 40. I can see how that shit tapers down. Fucking forties, cigs and crack, the Sheen diet.

Wait a minute, I think America is being punk'd. I'm calling his motherfucking bluff. Dude is just putting this act on for bills. He's really just the best actor in the world. TV shows? No, that shit is weak, a real actor can play a dude who goes crazy and smokes crack and gets drunk and fucks pornstars.

"Winner, winner, Sheen dinner."