Bill Ray Cyrus: Scared for Miley

So in a recent interview with GQ, Miley Cyrus' father, Billy Ray, said he is scared for his daughter. Recently Miley Cyrus has gone from squeaky clean Disney pop star to your traditional Hollywood spoiled-bitch out of control. She's smoking salvia, pole-dancing, and in general embracing her inner trainwreck. And Billy is scared.

"I know she's 18, but I still feel like as her daddy I'd like to try to help. Take care of her just a little bit, to at least get her out of danger. I want to get her sheltered from the storm. Stop the insanity just for a minute. When you go through what she's been through, it takes a beating on you," from Huffington Post.

Billy's Glory Days

Alright Billy Ray, time to just count your money and get the fuck out of the spotlight. You became relevant for an extra 17 years by creating a child who little girls love. Now she is older, legal, and ready to trip on salvia and get fucked. This is the price you pay for having a famous daughter, they ALWAYS start fucking up quick. I mean is there any teenage pop star who isn't a fucking mess? Maybe you should have encouraged her to be a doctor, douchebag. And interviews with GQ bitching about her your little girl is some drug fiend now? Boo fucking who.

Don't you watch the news Billy Ray? Lindsay Lohan went from Parent Trap to coke and shoplifting in like ten years. Guess what's coming for Miley? The same fucking thing. First, she becomes unpopular, then she takes up blow and starts fucking Charlie Sheen or something. You know it's coming. So Billy Ray, do what all the other Hollywood whores fathers do, fuck her hot cokehead friends and shut the fuck up.

Here's the Disney Lohan:

So cute and innocent right? Now we have this trainwreck.

Wake the fuck up Billy Ray, Miley isn't 14 anymore. Your daughter is going to go Lohan by the end of 2011. Mark my words. It's the price you pay for needing a meal ticket. You want lots of money, you raise a pop star daughter? The price is her nose. That's how it works.

From this:

Innocent Miley

To this:

Barely bong-clearing but soon coke-blowing Miley

So save your fucking coin Billy Ray, because once cute little Miley has a legit coke habit, you are fucked. She won't let you see another dime, and she'll be snorting Disney movie advance check money like Britney Spears in her prime. You should be scared, Billy Ray, you should be.