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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Jennifer Aniston: Insecure?

All-time hotty Jennifer Aniston was recently on the Rachel Ray Show talking about whatever bullshit movie she's slinging these days. She also talked about aging (she is 42). She claimed during the interview: "It wasn't like 30-plus or 30 something. It's just that all of sudden, it's like, 'Wow for your age, not so bad.' It's like what?" From Us Magazine.

Man, this makes me genuinely sad. Like Rachel is now all old and insecure, how depressing. I mean Jennifer Aniston is like a perennial hotty. She will never be ugly in my mind. I mean, have you seen this chick recently? She could be the hottest 42-year-old on the planet Earth. Seriously.

From GQ in 2009
Look, I realize this picture is airbrushed and touched-up and shit. But this is Aniston at 39. She is a fucking brick house. This next one is at the 2010 Golden Globes, Jen was 41.

I can see why she's insecure
Look at that shit, just kicking the shit out of that dress. At 41. Jen, I don't think you have much to worry about as far as aging. You will be sexy always.

But this does prove a point. All women are insecure, without reason usually. Like give me a fucking break, Jennifer Aniston is annoyed at being a number now that she's over 40? Yeah, she's a number that will still rip your cock off in the sack and bitch when you need ice instead of going at it again. Just a feisty, sexy woman. What the fuck does she have to be all boo hoo about? Fucking a.

1 comment:

  1. you'd be insecure too if you were the inferior gender.

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