We've all received them, we've all made them. They are embarrassing and usually regrettable. They are...drunk dials. And this one is fucking hilarious.
Oh Ryan, you must be a true player for real. This girl is smitten by your love for Yo-Yo's and your shirt. That's when you know you're a pimp. You meet a chick, give her the digits and three hours later in between bouts of vomiting she drops you a classic drunk dial. Cheers to you Ryan, you are a true pimp.