Snooki's WWE Debut

So unlike slutbag Angelina, Jersey Shore star Snooki is high class. She signed a contract with the WWE instead of TNA and debuted last night. It was as ugly as you imagine. And the beat has the video.



Jesus christ. Okay, this makes me really wonder why people pay to go to WWE bullshit. Like, not only are we going to show you fake bullshit wrestling between like four wannabe actresses who sucked the producers dick to get here in the first place, but now we'll throw in Snooki. She is fucking about 4'11. The fact that they have her not getting her ass beat is insulting to the intelligence of everyone who is watching, which is saying something. To make normal WWE look good you gotta do crazy shit. And Snooki pretending to wrestle or fuck or whatever she was doing is crazy shit. Any self respecting redneck moron would have tried to hit her with a beer bottle. I'm just saying.

You're not hot you fuckin' munchkin grenade launcher

The full story of course is at MTV. For some reason they act like one of their actors just succeeded in a blockbuster film or something. Idiots.

Snooki delivers the "I will see you there baby" line like she's actually tough. I don't get it man. How the fuck does wrestling still sell seats? Tell me how.

This just goes to show you though, stay on a hit TV show, get a contract with the WWE. Leave a hit TV show, you're slumming it on TNA like Angelina.