Guyism has a new article out about why men love porn. In it they talk about how guys are more visual creatures while women juice the old box while they think about emotional relationships and shit. But look, I'm using their article to justify women laying off a bit on guys fantasizing about other women.
"Whether it’s the new temp in the office with the low cut shirt, this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or just a hottie on the latest TV crime drama, the fact is that men like to look, plain and simple." From your lips to god's ears, unless he has headphones on while he beats his holy meat.
Look ladies, guys like to look at women, and jerk it. Sometimes at the same time, some times separately.It doesn't mean we don't love you and think you are pretty or that you suck in bed. It just means that men naturally like variety. It doesn't mean we are going to wildly hump every girl we see. But that hoebag walking by us with the low-cut top, her cleavage is going in the spank bank. Plain and simple. I don't want to date her, I don't think she is better than you, I just love women...and their nice tits. You can fiddle with your box thinking of Orlando Bloom and I won't be offended, I swear. Plus I bet he has a small dick.
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