We Found This Week's Winner

You know, Charlie Sheen isn't the only Warlock out there in the world just winning his ass off.

Case and point, Kevin Crabtree. Former baseball prospect turned personal trainer. This my friends, is how you run on the field.



Crabtree was also celebrating his 27th birthday. Man, that is a fucking badass birthday run.

From the Smoking Gun:
Crabtree was subsequently corralled and charged with criminal trespass and evading arrest or detention, both misdemeanors. Pictured in the below mug shot, Crabtree is due Friday for an appearance in Harris County Criminal Court.

A Sugar Land, Texas resident, Crabtree is a former outfielder with Stephen F. Austin State University who was a first-team All-Southland Conference selection in 2008.

Crabtree's mugshot

Misdemeanors? Who gives a fuck, dude is a legend now.