You Dirty Dirty Sanchez

From TMZ:
New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez and newly single Hayden Panettiere sparked dating rumors after  leaving an In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Beach together this weekend.

While neither has confirmed the relationship, the Scream 4 actress recently split from boxer Wladimir Klitschko.


You dirty dirty fucker Mark Sanchez. This guy finds out that Hayden Panettiere is single, and what does he do? He takes her to In-N-Out. Guaranteed to get the pussy wet. Those burgers and shakes are the fucking crack of food. Nothing compares. One minute you are just consoling a hot chick about her break out and one burger later you are finger blasting her in your Jaguar in the parking lot. I see your game Mark Sanchez.

Don't you just want to put a...burger in her mouth?

I have renewed respect for Mark Sanchez. Dude knows what he wants and he know how to get it. I'd fucking snap someone's neck for In-N-Out right now.