Steven Seagal Spinning off like a Mofucker

Most of you probably just know Steven Seagal from his shitty films. But in case you need an update, Steve is on an A&E show called Steven Seagal: Lawman. It's hilarious. He drives around in like Alabama or some shit hole with like 4 SUV's in tow and they just fuck poor crackheads up basically. Anyway it looks like he is taking the show to the US border to fight the Meheecan menace.

From TMZ:
Steven Seagal ... who has just become an official border sheriff in Texas.

Seagal was sworn in as a sheriff's deputy in Hudspeth County, Texas this weekend ... and according to a sheriff's dept. spokesman, he'll be working full-time to help secure the border Texas shares with Mexico.

Shockingly, the rep insists Seagal's work with the department has nothing to do with his A&E reality show, "Steven Seagal: Lawman."

One of the sheriffs told Chron.com, "It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity ... He's like the rest of us that live down here, he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help."

Bullshit. Bullshit and more bullshit. He's not in it for the publicity my ass. It doesn't have to do with his show my ass. I mean I can't hate the hustle, Seagal hasn't been relevant since the 80's but he's still getting paid. I mean A&E must pay at least $50 an episode. Not too bad Stevey.

The border is safer with him there

And in all seriousness how terrifying would it be to be running across the border and all of a sudden 50-year-old Steven Seagal hops out of a bush and throat-kicks you. Day ruined.

But I can't wait for "Steven Seagal: Border Justice".