Alright so the feds roll up on some dude fucking a car.
This guy is my favorite person ever. Not only does he toss out the good ole' "suck my balls" but he tell the cop to taze him. I mean that is really elevating your game. Cops think they are cool because they can taze you, take that power away from them and make them your bitch. This is the reverse of "Don't Taze me Bro."