So a few days ago scientists were looking at mercury and some kind of radiation swept past to reveal a large, planet-sized object buzzing around Mercury. Oh yes, there's video.
From Dailymail:
A gigantic object the size of a planet has appeared on astronomers screens lurking near Mercury, with UFO hunters around the world wondering whether it’s an alien ship.
The object appears from nowhere in a sequence of images of a coronal ejection from the Sun, taken by a Nasa telescope.
As the flare races past Mercury, a huge round object appears next to it – but Nasa scientists insist that the object is merely a result of the way the images are processed.
It was uploaded by user siniXster and he says in his commentary: ‘It's cylindrical on either side and has a shape in the middle. It definitely looks like a ship to me, and very obviously, it's cloaked.’
However, experts say that there is no alien race hiding away in our solar system.
The image from the telescope was analysed by the United States Naval Research Laboratory, with engineer Nathan Rich explaining that the ‘object’ is actually the image of Mercury from the previous day.
Typical fucking NASA. Oh no that isn't aliens, its a picture of the same planet from yesterday. Okay guys, do I look like a fucking moron? They obviously have no idea what the fuck that weird shit is. I know its aliens test-driving their death star around. They probably spy on us, saw Star Wars, and thought "why the fuck don't we have a death start?" and just made one. Aliens ball out like that.
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