A Pennsylvania man is looking at doing some hard time after being busted for stealing more than $1,000 worth of male enhancement products, authorities said.
Robert Kieta smashed his way into the Lancaster City Stop & Go convenience store around 3 a.m., police said. He was then seen by a witness driving off in an SUV.
The 29-year-old was pulled over shortly afterward, and police officers found a hammer and a black backpack in the vehicle containing “63 various packets of male enhancers valued at a total of $1,125.00 dollars," police said in a statement.
Kieta was charged with burglary and was being held on $200,000 bail.
This guy is actually pretty fucking smart for an idiot. I mean at least when you steal 1k in boner pills you know you can hit up a retirement community and unload all that shit in 2 seconds and be out. Plus the old-ass dudes you sell the pills to won't remember your face. It's the perfect heist. Unless you get caught.
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