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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Buy Me This!

From The Smoking Gun:
JANUARY 9--The accused drug trafficker who showed up for court wearing a sweatshirt imprinted with a cartoon-like recipe for producing crack is a convicted felon with a lengthy rap sheet who has served prison time for cocaine possession and is currently facing charges for distributing the painkiller oxycodone.

Christopher Patterson, 25, appeared last Friday in a Fort Lauderdale courtroom for a hearing in his felony narcotics case. As seen in the adjacent photo snapped by a lawyer who alerted to his wardrobe choice, Patterson’s colorful sweatshirt carried the slogan “Stack Paper Say Nothing” and included drawings--baking soda, spoons, an open flame--indicating the procedure to cook up a batch of crack (which results, of course, in a stack of bills).

This dude could have easily been the loser of the week, instead just buy me this crack instructional sweatshirt.

Crack directions and it keeps you warm!

There has been outrage in Houston about a store selling this hoodie. Because if kids wanted how to cook crack direction they can't just go on the internet can they? Thought so. Hilarious fucking hoodie but I can't find anywhere to buy it online.

1 comment:

  1. i want a cook meth suit to rock to business meetings, maybe with a harvest opium from poppies tie