JANUARY 9--The accused drug trafficker who showed up for court wearing a sweatshirt imprinted with a cartoon-like recipe for producing crack is a convicted felon with a lengthy rap sheet who has served prison time for cocaine possession and is currently facing charges for distributing the painkiller oxycodone.
Christopher Patterson, 25, appeared last Friday in a Fort Lauderdale courtroom for a hearing in his felony narcotics case. As seen in the adjacent photo snapped by a lawyer who alerted to his wardrobe choice, Patterson’s colorful sweatshirt carried the slogan “Stack Paper Say Nothing” and included drawings--baking soda, spoons, an open flame--indicating the procedure to cook up a batch of crack (which results, of course, in a stack of bills).
This dude could have easily been the loser of the week, instead just buy me this crack instructional sweatshirt.
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| Crack directions and it keeps you warm! |
There has been outrage in Houston about a store selling this hoodie. Because if kids wanted how to cook crack direction they can't just go on the internet can they? Thought so. Hilarious fucking hoodie but I can't find anywhere to buy it online.
i want a cook meth suit to rock to business meetings, maybe with a harvest opium from poppies tie
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