Eva's on the Market Soon Gentleman

So apparently it really is true. Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you the shmuck who will cheat on her. reports are coming out now that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are on rocky ground. Apparently he's been texting mad bitches for about a year.

cheat on this?

Come one Tony, dude. Your wife is always in the Maxim top 100. She is a fox, every dude wants her, and you're gunna cheat and text other chicks?

According to all the reports, reps from the couple are denying they are going to get divorced, but come one, we all know its coming.

oogling that front-row hotty

Heres the thing. Why do guys cheat on the hottest women on the planet? I don't get it. Like that sex addict dude who cheated on Halle Berry. What? Dude, if you're a sex addict get freaky with Halle Berry, you don't gotta pick up hoes and hit the motel. I don't get it, but I can tell you thing, she is going to rebound with some lucky-ass dude who's gunna get the ride of his life while she tries to show Tony what he's missing out on. I can see the TMZ cameras now running to catch her blowing the new guy in the alley behind some LA nightclub.

Normally this is where I say, playa's gotta play,  but if they divorce and the new girl isn't somehow hotter than Eva, than it's more like, dude you're a fuckin' moron.

UPDATE: It's official, Eva has filed for divorce earlier today. Line 'em up gentleman.