Chris Brown is a Douche

Alright it's official. Chris Brown needs to be put in his place. We all heard about the 2008 incident when Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. He became a sort of pariah and now he's back on the scene, knuckles scarred and all.

Well recently he's been trying to act a bit too tough in my mind.

First, a bit of back story. Remember B2K? Yeah I know it's fuzzy, but you do. Well one of their members, Raz-B, has been in the media accusing his manager of molesting him yadda yadda attention whore. So then he tweets this and sets off a beef with the toughest of non-tough douchebags, Chris Brown:

"'Im just sittin here Thinking how can ni**as like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna,' Raz-B tweeted."

Seems fair right? Calling out dudes with slamming hot girlfriends who fuck it up. I like it.

Raz-B, calling a punk a punk since 2010

And now here comes the retort from Chris Brown.

"@razb2k ni**a you want attention! Grow up ni**a!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy."

So, this is where I don't get it. Chris Brown, if you want to sound hard and shit, don't call someone gay by saying "Dick in da booty ass lil boy." It sounds like you are proposing butt-relations to this guy, not calling him a fag. Douchebag.

Chris Brown: Slapping sluts and pounding butts

You can see the entire tweet fight here but the best is yet to come.

Last night, Ricky Romance (what the fuck?), Raz B's brother made a video trying to intimidate Chris Brown or something. Shit is motherucking gold like I've never seen.  Watch how he does the silent intimidation and you can hear the TV throughout, wicked thug, homie. He's trying to be tough but the Honda commercial kinda fucks it up.



Look, borderline musical people, leave the beef to dudes who really are pissed all the time. Leave the calling out to DMX, after he gets out of the pen, and other rappers who actually aren't pussies. Two homos on Twitter calling each other fags, but then making sure their fans know they aren't homophobes? I don't think I've seen a more pussy fight than when Burt and Ernie had a marital dispute. Seriously. You're both fags, and Ricky Romance, who the fuck are you? This is just a case of three fags calling each other fags but not wanting to offend their tweet followers, which makes them all fags.

Chris Brown, I gave you a second chance after you beat on Rihanna like a redheaded step-child. But this is too much, trying to be hard. Your voice sounds like a 17 year-old chick. You are not tough. I repeat. Chris Brown, you are not tough.

Who the fuck is Ricky Romance?